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The Redneck Way



Redneck Yard Swing
McDonald's


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A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to
his beloved widow...but she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler
Redneck Cooler


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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?

When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies....."Go ahead."
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Redneck Cellar
Redneck Cellar


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Redneck Garden
Redneck Garden


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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age for Rednecks to 32???


It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo
Redneck Limo


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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:

1) The DNA is all the same.
2) There are no dental records.
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Redneck Mailbox
Redneck Mailbox


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Who invented the toothbrush?

A REDNECK!!!

(If it had been invented by anyone else,
it would have been a teeth brush.)
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Redneck Time Out
Redneck Time Out


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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery?

The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
Redneck Weenie Roast


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A new Redneck law was just recently passed...

When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair
Redneck Wheelchair


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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion
burned down?


"Yep...Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof...up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them."
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
(If Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
A Redneck Thanksgiving


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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D..?"

And the driver replies, "Bout wut?"
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Redneck Christmas Sleigh
Redneck Christmas Sleigh







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