The Redneck Way
Redneck Yard Swing
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to
his beloved widow...but she can't touch it 'till she's 14. |
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Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies....."Go ahead." |
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Redneck Cellar
Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age for Rednecks to 32???
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. |
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Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same. 2) There are no dental records.
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?
A REDNECK!!!
(If it had been invented by anyone else,
it would
have been a teeth brush.) |
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Redneck Time Out
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years. |
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed...
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins. |
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Redneck Wheelchair
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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion
burned down?
"Yep...Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof...up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them." |
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
(If Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
and says to the driver, "Got any I.D..?"
And the driver replies, "Bout wut?" |
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Redneck Christmas Sleigh
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