The Redneck Way
Redneck Yard Swing
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| A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow...but she can't touch it 'till she's 14. |
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Redneck Cooler
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| How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel? When you call the front desk and say, " I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies....."Go ahead." |
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Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden
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| Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32??? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. |
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Redneck Limo
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| Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same. 2) There are no dental records. |
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Redneck Mailbox
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| Who invented the toothbrush?
A REDNECK!!! (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush.) |
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Redneck Time Out
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| Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years. |
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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| A new Redneck law was just recently passed... When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins. |
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Redneck Wheelchair
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| Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's Mansion burned down? "Yep...Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof...up in flames and the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them." |
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
(If Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
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| A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
and says to the driver, "Got any I.D..?"
And the driver replies, "Bout wut?" |
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Redneck Christmas Sleigh
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